Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

To understand why JK and Mr. Wolf think this picture is sooooo funny, you need to know that Pirates in movies sometimes have talking birds sit on their shoulders.The other thing you need to know is that there is a silly movie that JK likes to watch sometimes that has singing vegetables in it. The vegetables tell stories and sing songs, and they have a song about pirates who like to sit at home and lie around.

So when I climbed up on Mr. Wolf's shoulder, JK and Mr. Wolf started singing the silly pirate song.

Do I look like a parrot to you?

They thought this was hilarious. I guess you had to be there.

Bed Weasels

Yesterday morning, JK told Mr. Wolf that there was a bed weasel in the bed, and I was very surprised! I was in the bed at the time, and I didn't smell any weasels or any other animal in the bed.

It is my job to protect JK and Mr. Wolf from any miscreant animals or bad people, so I had to come up from under the blanket to see if somehow an animal had gotten onto the bed where I couldn't see it or smell it...

Me, coming up to check for weasels.

Wait a minute! Mr. Wolf is looking at me and saying that I am the bed weasel! What? That's impossible. I am definitely NOT a weasel.

Mr. Wolf is confused.

The whole thing was very silly. Mr. Wolf and JK were being strange, like people are sometimes, and pretending that I was the weasel in the bed. I have no idea why people say such silly things.

Please explain them to me.