It was almost the best night of my life.

My friend Jackie came over to visit JK and me the other night, and JK had a present for her - a box of cheese! I don't know why JK had cheese for Jackie, but I got very excited when she took it out of the refrigerator. Jackie even let me have a few pieces!

JK put the box of cheese next to Jackie's bag, and then she and Jackie went into the bedroom to look at themselves in different clothes, and I knew it was my chance.

I took that box of cheese quickly over to my green blanket and started to pry it open with my teeth. I need to work on my sneakiness, because JK and Jackie heard me and came out of the bedroom to see what I was doing.

No problem, I just took the box into my house.

I almost had it!



JK usually does not come into my house, or take anything away from me if it is in my house, so I thought I was in the clear. No deal. JK reached in and took the cheese box from me. I was very disappointed.

What? No Cheese?

I guess it wasn't very good manners to try to steal Jackie's cheese away. I know how sad I am when someone takes cheese away from me. Jackie and JK gave me some snuggling and treats to make up for taking the box of cheese away, so I got over it.

But be warned: If you leave cheese where I can get it, I will. I am learning more about your tight plastic boxes. And next time, I vow success.

Hooray for Clumsy Humans!

JK usually types my posts for me, but Mr. Wolf is going to type about our adventures today because he was home with me when all the fun began.

Whoa! What an exciting day! It started like any other day when Mr. Wolf is home. JK got up and went to work, and then Mr. Wolf and I were home alone together. I decided to have a late morning nap, as I often do, but Mr. Wolf said that I looked a little sad. He says that I look sad a lot during the day, and that I am sad because JK is gone. Sometimes that's true. Sometimes I miss JK a lot, and that makes me sad. But sometimes I am just a little tired. Anyway, this is what I looked like this morning:

I did not expect anything exciting to happen.



Mr. Wolf is working, and I am lounging.



So, there I was, minding my own business and resting, when Mr. Wolf decided that he needed to cheer me up. I was pretty tired and didn't want to play. I thought that Mr. Wolf would give up and let me rest some more, and that is when something magical happened. Mr. Wolf said that I should have a treat, and he picked up the treat canister (I just learned that word!) by the front door. He tried to pull of the top, but when he did he dropped the canister on the ground and all the treats came spilling out! I couldn't believe it! I always dreamed that this might happen -- all the treats for me! I knew that Mr. Wolf would try to clean up the treats, so I sprang from my bed and began eating them as fast as I could. Here I am eating all the treats:

Wow! Treats!

Thankfully, Mr. Wolf didn't try to clean up the treats right away. Instead, he grabbed the camera and took some pictures. Normally I don't like my picture to be taken, but today I wished he would have taken one hundred pictures so I could have eaten all the treats! Well, things didn't quite turn out that way. After I had eaten a few of the treats, Mr. Wolf cleaned up the big pieces, but he forgot to clean up all the little bits. I ate all of these. Some were under the TV, and some fell into JK's boots, but I made sure I got them all.

Treat bits! Everywhere!

Any treats under here?

Any treats in here?

All this treat eating made me more tired than ever, so I took a long nap when all the excitement was over.

Napping with Lion, with a full tummy.

Pizza and Beer

Last night was one of the best nights of my whole life. 

Mr. Wolf came home finally, and I was very excited to see him.  I thought that maybe he would be home soon, since JK had just come in with hot pizza and that is what JK and Mr. Wolf always eat on Fridays when he comes home.  I love the little nibbles of pizza cheese that JK and Mr. Wolf let me eat.

I watched them very carefully because I always want to know when I might be able to get some cheese.  JK and Mr. Wolf put pizza on small plates and poured glasses of beer and then put the pizza and beer on the big blue trunk in front of the couch while they got up to choose a movie to put into the TV.  I could not believe my luck!  They were both looking at the computer and their backs were to me, and I just could not help myself.  I took a piece of pizza from Mr. Wolf's plate and ran into the bedroom!  Joy!

JK and Mr. Wolf heard me and they turned around just in time to see me run away with the pizza, but they were laughing so hard that they didn't take the pizza away from me.

I took the pizza to the bedroom so I could eat it. JK found me.



I thought they might take the pizza away but they didn't.



It was the best thing I have ever eaten.

After JK and Mr. Wolf laughed and took pictures of me eating the pizza so I could write about this on my blog, we all sat on the couch together.  Mr. Wolf was drinking beer out of a tall glass and he rested it on his leg near my head.  It smelled sweet and good to me, so I stuck my head in the glass and started to lick the foam on the glass.  JK and Mr. Wolf started laughing again and JK took this picture of me licking the foam. 

Don't worry, JK knows that dogs are not supposed to drink alcohol, I only got a little taste.

Then I was so tired from all the pizza stealing and beer licking and laughing that I curled up between JK and Mr. Wolf and went to sleep on the couch while they watched their movie.  It was the best night ever.

Sleep!

Food:  Whole piece of pizza

Rating:  5 out of 5 Cheesy Treats

Highlights:  This is the very best thing I have ever eaten.  I will be on the lookout for another chance to take a whole piece for myself!

Problems:  I don't really care for green peppers, but they are easy to pick off and leave on the carpet.

Food:  Beer

Rating:  3 out of 5 Cheesy Treats

Highlights:  Sweet, fun to lick out of the glass
Problems:  Not good for me, so that will probably be the only time I get to try it.